Do you have the Monday blues? I know I get them all the time, especially on my birthday week. Have no fear! I have ten jokes that are the cheesiest of the cheese, but still guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
- What did the papa Tomato say to the baby tomato who was lagging behind? KETCHUP!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and skunk it could be done.
- What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
- Why did the scientist through a clock out of the window? So he could see time fly.
- What do lawyers wear to court? LAWSUITS!
- Where does a 450 pound gorilla sleep? Wherever it wants.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
- How do you get an elephant in your refrigerator? You open the door and let him in.
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!
I know those were painful to get through, but hopefully they put a smile on your face. Do you have any of your own? Leave a comment below and be sure to subscribe for more Hashtag Fun and humor articles. Don’t forget to like and share this post.
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This article was updated from a previous version.