#ThrowbackThursday Texas Edition Part 2: Top 20 You Might Be A Texan If…

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It’s Texas Month here at the good ol’ blog, that means most of the articles are based on the Lone Star State, including the Throwback Thursday articles. I decided to go the route of sayings so here is my top 20 favorite “You might be a Texan if…”

20. You might be a Texan if 30% humidity is paradise to you.

19. You might be a Texan if you think Tom Laundry’s birthday should be a national holiday.

18. You might be a Texan if you know who Babe Zaharias is. 

17. You might be a Texan if you’ve never been to a hockey game or watched one on TV in your life, but you still root for the Dallas Stars. 

16. You might be a Texan if you have a family member who hung up a “we don’t call 9-1-1” sign. 

15. You might be a Texan if it takes longer to drive to El Paso than Oklahoma, Louisiana, or Arkansas. 

14. You might be a Texan if you think John Wayne was born in Texas. 

13. You might be a Texan if you are Janis Joplin fan without listening to her music. 

12. You might be a Texan if you like Rick Perry one minute and hate him the next.

11. You might be a Texan if you roll your eyes when someone asks if you herd cattle (even if you do).

10. You might be a Texan if you think the Grand Canyon is a sorry place to loose a horse. 

09. You might be a Texan if you think the rest of the South putting BBQ on pork only is weird. 

08. You might be a Texan if you feel “cultured” after eating at an Asian buffet. 

07. You might be a Texan if hipsters make you love hippies. 

06. You might be a Texan if you think the State flag flies even with Old Glory. 

05. You might be a Texan if you go to church at least twice a year.

04. You might be a Texan if you think Tex-Mex is authentically Mexican.

03. You might be a Texan if you wonder why outsiders think Austin is a such a big deal. 

02. You might be a Texan if you think the four major food groups are Barbecue, Fried, Tex-Mex, and Cajun.

01. You might be a Texan if you love the Dallas Cowboys, but hate Jerry Jones. 

Those are my favorite “you might be a Texan if…” comment below if I left one of yours off. This article was meant for humor and satire, so subscribe for more upcoming articles. 

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