#ThrowbackThursday Texas Edition Part 3: Another 20 You Might Be A Texan If…

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It’s Texas Month at this blog. That means most of the articles are based on the Lone Star State, including the Throwback Thursday articles. Last week, I did a list of top 20 “you might a Texan if.” I had so much, I found another 20 that will make you laugh. 

  • You might be a Texan if you take your tea ice cold with a butt-load of sugar in it.
  • You might be a Texan if you believe a broken air conditioner is worse than death.
  • You might be a Texan if the 2nd amendment is your favorite line in the Bill of Rights.
  • You might be a Texan if you know what a Buccee’s is (and you love it).
  • You might be a Texan if you’ve seen it pour down raining while the sun is shining.
  • You might be a Texan if you think you’re cold but it’s only 60 degrees outside (it’s because of the humidity, people!)
  • You might be a Texan if you know what the Alamo is but not the Washington Monument.
  • You might be a Texan if you don’t understand why other states aren’t as proud of their home state as you are of yours.
  • You might be a Texan if you’ve worn shorts on Christmas Day.
  • You might be a Texan you fantasize about snow, but get up in the winter to see sleet. 
  • You might be a Texan if you root for the San Antonio Spurs or Dallas Mavericks, but have never heard of the Houston Rockets. 
  • You might be a Texan if you wish Wendy Davis would just go away. 
  • You might be a Texan if you’ve gotten bacteria while swimming in the Gulf, but go back for another swim. 
  • You might be a Texan if you wish all presidents were raised on a ranch or worked in a factory. 
  • You might be a Texan if you think you can’t spell crap without rap.
  • You might be a Texan if you forget people live in the Panhandle. 
  • You might be a Texan if you wonder why no one has heard of Judge Roy Bean. 
  • You might be a Texan if you feel like an hour long drive to the big city is longer than a five hour drive to the rodeo.
  • You might be a Texan if you worn a cowboy hat at least once in your life. 
  • You might be a Texan if your Texas draw comes out stronger when talking to a Yankee.
Those are some more of my favorite “you might be a Texan if…” Comment below if I left one of yours off. This article was meant for humor and satire, so subscribe for more upcoming articles. 

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