Dating can be a difficult thing for a Christian. We live by a moral code and it is important to be careful what we say to one another. That being said, we have our own cheesy pick-up lines. Yes, women use them too. Some are good and others are terrible. Here’s my top 11 favorite Christian pick-lines for gals from way back.
11. You know why Solomon had so many wives? Because he never met me.
10. I’ve been reading the Book of Joshua. How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me.
09. Hey Dude, Jesus says I can sit next to you, as long as there’s room for Him in between.
08. Darling, you are the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus is the first.
07. *Achoo* I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.
06. Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because your reflecting the image of Christ.
05. So Jesus called you, can I do the same?
04. Hey Man, do you prefer unforeseen or sloppy wet kiss?
03. Check out my sweater. It is made of girlfriend material.
02. You put the stud in Bible study.
01. I want to spend the rest of my days storing up treasures in Heaven with you.
Those are my favorites. Did I miss any of yours? Comment below, share this list, and be sure to subscribe for more fun humor and satire articles.