These are some humorous pieces I put together ever so often. Some are satire, some are rants, and some are funny stories.
10 Little Soyboys Ten Little Soyboys walking down the street They think they’re pretty woke, but no one thinks they’re neat Ten Little Soyboys went out to dine One ate red meat and then there were nine Nine little Soyboys think mocking guns is great One fired off a shot, and now there are eight…
Yes it’s true. This truly bugs me. I know there are some “free-to-be-me” flakes out there in the world who see this as an “artistic” expression of themselves or whatever. I got some news for you, it ain’t that great. Uh oh, I used “ain’t.” That means that I’m really fired up about this. It’ll…
Disney Ain’t Woke! It’s Rekt! is a satirical webisode of my free YouTube series StudioJake. My SJW alter ego Jake Woke is joined by his sister in The Resistance Ezra Woke on Skype to explain how Disney is nothing more than a capitalist propaganda machine. We cover seven of the most oppressive films in their…
When I married my super cute wife, I married Shadow. She is her fifteen year old Labrador who is a total foodie. It is a good thing that I am a dog person, because Shadow takes begging to a whole new level. I know she is not technically a puppy, but her spunky attitude and…
Chuck Norris is one of the greatest action heroes! I have seen virtually all of his films (all them that count.) Every episode of Walker, Texas Ranger and I’ve read all of his books. They are very enlightening. To celebrate his 77th Birthday today, I’m going to list all of my favorite quotes. Some are from…
Daily Wire editor-in-chief Ben Shapiro hailed Reasons To Vote For Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide as “thorough.” Truly, no other word can describe the masterful diction that Michael J. Knowles, author, philosopher, Beatles-aficionado, playwright, uses to write this compelling read. He uses pure logic to break down the reasons that everyone, including Conservatives, should vote for Democrats. If…
If there is one thing that Millennials get tired of doing, it is adulting. However, some take it to a whole new level. I chose to grow up while also keeping that child likeness. That being said, there are a few things I wish I had known before I jumped into being an adult. For…
